NEWSLETTER: We are sorry, but Vance has thus far refused to make a 'Stupid Newsletter'. We have tried convincing him to make one that isn't stupid, but that hasn't caught his eye so far. Please enjoy this collection of 'fun' facts about the author, and sign up for our company newsletter in the top right. We will tell you about all of Vance's doings, even things he doesn't want us to say. - Yours Truly, The Ravania Staff.

Vance Smith

Hired by British Intelligence in 1978, Vance ran several top secret spy missions into Bulgaria and Constantinople. Impressively, a full ten years before he was born. After leaving the intelligence service, Vance started a band, and ran a small bagel stand before settling on writing stories about things that may have never happened... This bio included.

Chilli-Taco-Lasagne-Pizza. Why compromise?

I'm having trouble deciding. Let's leave it by saying... ... ... the real Battlestar Galactica. And Clone Wars. And... Farscape. Babylon 5. Stargate. Star Wars, of course. ... I suck at choosing.

It's hard to decide this one too. I've a lot of ideas, and a few more options. Narrowing it down, the list needs to include Sword of Truth, Narnia, One Piece and Fairy Tail.

Because normal life is far too boring.

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